-------- "This is the time for action not only words, use your God given gifts to develop this country, dont be afraid to speak up, and feel PROUD THAT U R EGYPTIAN." -------- Mohaly, Feb 2011

Thursday, March 22, 2007

FUN:::For Singles only!!

Feeling lonely? Can't Sleep?
Wanna feel the company of your dream girl?
Distribution agents needed in Egypt,

call: 00123-456-789 if interested :)
P.S> Special discount because of the weekend!


42 comments:

Fatiflower said...

Eh Ya Mohaly enta bet2aled Abdelhalim fel Wesadah el khaliya w badlha 7atet el Melaya el khaliya tab et2aked enny rasma mabetrou7sh ma3a el 3'seel :))))

Tamer Mokhtar said...

:) one number is not enough, make it more easy for singles, or maybe add more contacts like email, messengers, etc..., or maybe photo gallery for the singles to select, also if you are going soon to provide the like for singles girls "or even not singles" to find their Weekend hero, then it will be great for me to work with your agency, with special prices for weekends and official holidays.

but all under one condition taking commission on any publicity as well.

:)))) ba2et maskhara ya Mohaly

Tamer Mokhtar said...

or maybe i can handle your branch in Hurghada :)

omar said...

ya 7alawaaaaa, tab wa7da 3ala dubai law sama7t :)

bas the idea is say3a ta7n!

shakl tamer keda sa7eb el design, hehehe :)

ma3ak ya basha fel agency, far3 dubai ;)

Tamer Mokhtar said...

The Agency is really looking for some one to handle Awel Faisal street, if you are interested contact mohaly
heheheheheheh

Fatiflower said...

Ah I forgot to advise you Mohaly to buy as much as you can, different coulours and motifs not to get bored of (bedsheet)- in Religion 4 are maximum you can get- out of it as much as you can ;)

Mohaly said...

el melaya el khalya :) nice ya Fatima, you are coming up with new stuff :)

Tamer, what is all this creativity. Leave some for the new site :)

bo2bo2 said...

eh yabny
ma kont kewayess eh elly 7assalak

la 7awl walla kowatta ella bellaaahhh

we ba3deen tedy nemrety lel nass leah

Mohaly said...

balash 2elet 2adab tamer. I have sold the copyright to Tamer, the one who wants bed sheets, or even more, contact him...he has much more experience, and his international consultant hany.

P.S. your new picture looks like the pyramids at night, does it have to do with "koleyet athar :)"

Mohaly said...

ma3lesh ya bo2bo2. popularity bardo :)

Metwali, we need new sheet designs please (take ideas from Fatima or Bo2bo2). I cant be responsible for Tamer ideas (at your own risk :)

Fatiflower said...

Dear Omar ,

Thank you for your e-mail regarding employment in Tamer Agency for Sexy Bed Sheets.

We hope to be able to help you achieve a sexey career which enjoys the benefits of working in a Sexy Company.

The information you have provided, allowed us to examine your profile and once the HR Department has stated that they wish to interview you,
we will contact you either by telephone or write you a message on Mohaly's Sexey Blog.

Regards,

Fatima
HR Coordinator

bo2bo2 said...

don't finish all the stuff
seeeems to b VERY GOOOOOD

legalize ;D

Mohaly said...

tamer, go and register the ideas, with the help of metwali in design, omar in dubai, bo2bo2 in planning, and the blog here for publicity, you can make a lot (not only money, but fans)...make happy sheets for kids too :)

Mohaly

P.S. thanks fatima for finding my blog sexy ;) i wont tell him (u know who) ;)

omar said...

Dear Ms, or Mrs. Fatima,

Thank you for your email. I am looking forward for your esteemed offer. I am sure that I have the elegibilty of working for the Tamer's agency.

Omar Abdo
Dubai

Fatiflower said...

tab ba2olou eh ya gama3a matigou ne2fel el blogs beta3et kol wahed fina w nkhaly el blog beta3 Mohaly blog lina kolena bas beshart ya Mohaly give us the access to post our topics on your blog and maybe you can have topics different from el mawadi3 ely siyadtak betraweg liha :-P
and like this all our opinions will be at Mohaly's own Risk :)))))))

Mohaly said...

T A S S
........
Tamer Agency for Sexy Sheets

Main Branch: Hurghada
Coming soon: Cairo, Dubai

Mohaly said...

ya Fatima, the beauty is for everyone to have his own blog as Amir said before.

May be the most popular posts are the fun or sexy ones, but more than 80& of the posts are serious and has good traffic too.

Why do you always have more than comment or even 3 in sexy topics, and just 1 or so in serious ones ;) ask yourself, heheh

(p.s: tamer, 3adetni, i am teasing now :((

Mohaly

Fatiflower said...

Dear Omar:

Your application for the job was declined because you couldn't recognise that Fatima, me, is a woman, and as you may know our company recruits only people who are intuitive towards woman :-P

We will keep your application on file for future reference.
Again, thank you for your interest in Tamer Agency for Sexy Bed Sheets.

Sincerely,
Madam Fatima

omar said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(
----
NEDA2 ELA EL AB EL RAHIM TAMER

Please give me another chance in your company. It seems that there is a descrimination against guys form the HR :((

The disapponted,
Omar Abdo

Fatiflower said...

Eh ya Mohaly enta mesta2sadny leah? ya3ny shayef ennas me2ata3a el comments fel topics etaniya manta kol el topics beta3tak men el naw3eya dih. 7dretak betrawag lefasad el akhla2 :P

Fatiflower said...

Wkaman 3amlalak 7ess fel blog beta3ak shakly 7arga3 a3mel boycott lik tany :$

Mohaly said...

sorry fatima, but if you count right, i have posted 37 topics, 4 of which are from el naw3eya di...the total fun, personal, love, sex topics are ONLY 10. and numbers dont lie!!

P.S. life balance, interviews, and time management are in 4th, 5th, and 6th places in the most popular topics right after the fun which will of course be in the lead, but having them in top 10 is satisfactory for me :)

hope to see your feedback there even in old topics coz u always add value, thank you :))

P.S. 7enee 3ala Omar shewaya :)

Fatiflower said...

Bos ana mosh AUCIAN maba3rafsh a7seb ba2oul ely ba7esou bass 3ala sagueyety heh!

Eh ya Omar enta z3elt walla eh, I spoke to our Consultant and he agreed on hiring you to handle Dubai branch...Mabrouk ya raguel, yallah awel felous te2badha men 2awel bee3a le Tamer's Sexy Sheets 7ate3zem el gama3a bloggers 3ala 7aga sa23a ;)

omar said...

Thank You Miss Madam Fatima :)

I won't let you down. Please send me the first assignment at: omar_selling@sexysheets.tam (.tam is dot tamer).

Fatima, don't tease mohaly, he is trying his best to balance between serious and fun stuff. He is a great guy, bas yer7amna we yer7am nafso men el nizam shewaya :)))))

Mohaly said...

7aram 3aleeko, leave the AUC fe 7alha ba2a!!

Tamer Mokhtar said...
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Tamer Mokhtar said...

The CEO of TASS is looking for professional & high caliber, to head our regional offices.
Qualification & experience is required AUCian preferably.

bring your photo gallery & video on a CD and HIV test is mandatory.

Mohaly is our leader anyhow :)

bent masreya said...

Mohaly, you said singles only, not guys only!!

Tamer and his company is promoting for girls sheets, what about equality, there must be hunk sheets too!

Yasmine Ismail said...

really funny picture! thx for sharing.

Yasmine Ismail said...

yes bent masreya, of course tamer is the leader of gender discrimination :)

Tamer Mokhtar said...

BREAKING NEWS

CEO of TASS & Mr. MOHALY teamed up to develop the field & add more excitement:
Actions:
Mohaly will start by his first sexy training of how to manage others :)
two levels, under 16 & another one for adults :)

dress code: no dress
Happy dreams to your children.

Also coming soon for who wants to earn money from home, now you can with Mohaly

heheeheh feha e3dam deh

Tamer Mokhtar said...

i'm supporting single girls as well, you didn't read my first comment?

business is business :)

Yasmine Ismail said...

BREAKING NEWS:

MOHALY RESIGNS AND LEAVES THE COMPANY FOR TAMER...

Knowing Mohaly, he will prefer to let them organize the sheets :)) Tamer is more capable of running it, he seems to bemore used to "these" stuff. plus the company is in his name.

Y.I.

Tamer Mokhtar said...

BREAKING NEWS:

CEO of TASS is about to sign a one year contract with one of the most creative freelancer in new Jersy to handle the PR for TASS, the source don't want to reveal the name until it's confirmed.

more details coming with the new comments, keep an eye.
heheheh

Mohaly said...

Ah...you are playing in all directions, Omar, Mohaly, Yasmine, 7atta Fatima you got her in the TASS.

After resiging from CEO, I am fine with being a board member, as yasmine said, tamer has much more experience in "that" field :))

P.S. dont forget to offer hany the consultant job.

Tamer Mokhtar said...

Hany will do the field supervision to make sure that our customers are satisfied.

Also he is responsible for the competition analysis and the ROI of the investment :)

in addition to have new animal services, as it become interesting day after day

omar said...

ya tamer ya gamed, any plans to visit dubai?

Tamer Mokhtar said...

defiantly Dubai is a hot destination :) for such business.

amina said...

Why don't you guys get married, isn't it better than dreams?

Geeee said...

Sometimes you can't find what you are looking for in real life Amina. Imagination and Dreams are the best things when you can't find them in real, so at least ... you have them in your mind ;)

did anyone say something about designs here ;) :D?!

Mohaly said...

yes, we need some new "innovative" designs. For me innovative means out of the box, and creative, for tamer the CEO of TASS, it means hot and sexy :)

and yes, many times we can't find what we are looking for in real life. a7san khalee el sherka teksab, wala eih ya Titi.

Tamer Mokhtar said...

Sorry guys i was busy in the last 48 hours, working hard to finish biggest deals for TASS customers:

We are proud to announce that we signed 2 deals for our customers satisfaction, the first one with Shakira for guys & Rousdy Abaza for girls :)

coming soon Nagla with her sexy horse.

also our secret agent traveling around different countries to sign more exclusive deals.

:))))))