-------- "This is the time for action not only words, use your God given gifts to develop this country, dont be afraid to speak up, and feel PROUD THAT U R EGYPTIAN." -------- Mohaly, Feb 2011
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Showing posts with label Ay Kalam. Show all posts

Sunday, June 1, 2014

863) خناقة كافية !

مرة فى يوم مش فاكر إيه
عزمت عقلى و قلبى ع الكافية
و بعد ما عرفتهم على بعض ..
سابونى أنا و مسكوا فى بعض

عقلى يقوله تحب ليه 
و قلبى قاعد يضحك عليه
بيقوله أمال عايش ليه ..
و حياتك دى بتعمل بيها إيه

عقلى إتزرزر و عمل منظر
و كان هايلم الخلق عليه
قاله حياتى هى نجاحى ..
فى شغلى و إسمى و مالى يا بيه

قلبى زغرله و قاملوه و قالوه
إنت بجد مصدق نفسك
هى أشغالك على نجاحاتك ..
فى لحظة حب بتساوى إيه

عقلى بكى و جالى إشتكى
إن قلبى بيقسى عليه
و أنا من طيبتى أو من خيبتى ..
مش عارف أعمل فيهم إيه

عقلى بيكبر و قلبى بيضغر
و عاملين خناقة مع بعض
و أنا بتفرج و ساعات أهرج ..
و لا طايل و لا سما و لا أرض

M.O.H.@.L.Y
يونيو 2014

Thursday, May 8, 2014

861) لحظات جنون !


تمر الأوطان العظيمة بلحظات جنون غير مفهومة ... و مصر دولة عريقة و نصيبها من تلك اللحظات لا يعد و لا يحصى ... تعالوا معا نستعرض بعض من هذه اللحظات فى السنوات الأخيرة:

اللحظة اللى الناس نزلت تقول لجمال مايمشيش بعد ما إنهار الحلم و تحققت الهزيمة.
 اللحظة اللى نزلت فبها عدالة السماء على إستاد باليرمو (جون مجدى عبد الغنى)
اللحظة اللى الناس نزلت فيها تتفرج ع الزلزال.
اللحظة اللى إنتظرنا فيها مسلسل ل أحمد عبد العزيز و جيهان نصر.
اللحظة اللى إتعدل فيها الدستور لمد الرئاسة "لمدد" أخرى
اللحظة اللى الناس رشحت علاء مبارك للرئاسة بعد ما شتم الجزائر فى الماتش مع إنهم كانوا بيهتفوا لا للتوريث لجمال..
اللحظة اللى إحتفلنا فيها بتنحى (قصدى "تخلى") مبارك و إدارة المجلس العسكرى..
اللحظة اللى قالت فيها الصناديق للإسلام نعم.
اللحظة اللى فرحنا فيها بأول رئيس "مدنى منتخب.".
اللحظة اللى هايتعدل فيها الدستور لمد الرئاسة لمدد أخرى تانى
اللحظة اللى قرر عمرو أديب إنه يتجوز لميس..


M.O.H.@.L.Y

Monday, March 24, 2014

857) Do We Know ?!


We think that we know what they know, but the reality is that they don't know if they really know; hence, we actually don't know that they don't know, and accordingly no one knows who really know.

So we should stop acting as if we know while we don't know because in order to know, we have to realize that we actually don't know!

Do you know?

M.O.H.@.L.Y


Saturday, May 25, 2013

852) I just wanna Leave !

I just wanna leave ...

Leave What? I don't know ..
To where? I don't know ..
By when? I don't know ..
And How? I don't know ..

I just wanna leave ..

Life or Place .. I don't know
Sooner or Later .. I don't know
Near or Far .. I don't know
Easy or Hard .. I don't know

I just wanna leave ...

M.O.H.@.L.Y

Saturday, May 18, 2013

851) Life and its Ends !!

and then his life comes to an end ...
but is it an end or just another beginning?  ...
is life just one life, or different phases each one takes you to the other? ...
is it about when, or about how it will end?!
was he living in the first place? if so, how can he make sure that he is? ...
and then his life comes to an end ...

M.O.H.@.L.Y

Saturday, April 6, 2013

846) Miss Egypt ... Kaman we Kaman we Kaman !!


Why don't we take a break from politics and serious issues, and talk about one of the most popular yet trivial subjects in this blog; Miss Egypt. This is the picture of Miss Egypt in the latest contest that took place in China. I can see that Miss Egypt representation in the International Miss World Contests is getting more and more REVEALING.

Remember the famous post (585) I had here 4 years ago wondering "howa fee eih; what's wrong?" and then again with a video in post (685). I guess my question is still valid, and my lower jaw is still dropping ;)

M.O.H.@.L.Y

Saturday, January 5, 2013

833) إنسان ؟!!


ما زال قلبى دافئا 

و مازالت روحى حرة

فما بال جسدى هامدا 

و ما بال نفسى مُرة

* * *

يضحكنى طفل و تثيرنى إمرأة

و يقشعر بدنى للاَذان

و عندما أخلو لنفسى

أشعر بأنى بارداَ كالأوثان

* * *

أمازلت بشراَ أنا

أم أصبحت حجرا صوان؟

أبالحب أحيا و بالرغبة أنتشى

أم أنا صنماَ فى جسد إنسان؟
  
Mohaly
رأس السنة 2012-2013

Saturday, April 7, 2012

818) 7ad Fahem 7aga?!

Does anyone really understand what is happening in Egypt?!!! 

Can you tell me your top 3 concerns in light of what is happening now on all fronts (presidential, constitutional, governmental, trails...etc).

Mohaly

Saturday, March 17, 2012

814) Suzanne for President ?!!



So ... What if Suzanne Thabet (wife of ousted president) decided to run for president of Egypt in 2012 Elections?

Before you say no way, tell me what can keep her from running?
- Felol? Shafik the Super felol is running..
- Age? She is 71, younger than many candidates..
- Gender? other females are already running..
- Accusations? Nothing official, she is officially "clean"..
- Experience? No one has more "experience" than her ..
- Populairty? "Mubarak Sons group" are hers too !
In addition she is the pioneer of El Kera2aa lel gamee3 (Reading for all), so she can handle El Bara2a lel gamee3 and El Re2asa lel gamee3 (Presidency for all)

So seriously, what keeps Morgana from running supported by Ali Baba and the 40 thieves in Torah?!

Mohaly

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

804) Ya Layta El Ray2es Y3oodo Yawoman !!



يا ليت المخلوع يعود يوما ... فأخبره بما فعله السكاف بى


و لا يوم من أيامك يا "بابا مبارك" .. كنا مرتاحين من الحرية و الكرامة و الحاجات المتعبة دى ... شوية "عيال" محدش عارف يلمهم يخلوك تمشى؟  .... مش عارفيين نأنتخ و نتلهى فى المسلسلات و الكورة زى زمان ... و لا نركز فى القضايا الكبيرة زى مين اللى رمى الطوبة على أتوبيس الجزائر و هروب الحضرى و إزاى تخلى البنات تحبك .... فين أيام التحرش فى العيد و دينا و سعد الصغير ... فين أيام الإعتصامات اللى كانت بتهز الدنيا و فيها 500 واحد بحالهم على سلم نقابة الصحفيين ... فين أيام البانجو مع خالد سعيد و الويسكى مع أبو الفتوح و البودرة فى سيراميك..     أبو العنين ... فين طلعت زكريا و غادة عبد الرازق؟ فين السحابة السودا؟

أيام ما كان الشعب طريقه واحد -صفر  .... تقول موافقون ، يرد موافقة (حتى لو مردش يرده موافقه) .... كنا كلنا يا إما حزب وطنى يا إما حزب كنبة .. كنا إسم عارفين مين رئيسنا الجاى و إسم أمه كمان ... و عجلة الإنتاج كانت مفرقعة ... و الإخوان فى السجن و السلفيين فى الجامع و المسيحيين فى الكنيسة و المثقفين فى الحظيرة و شنبو فى المصيدة..

 كنا و إحنا بتنعشى نغنى إخترناه و بايعناه .. دلوقتى نقف بال4 ساعات عشان ننتخب و إيدينا تتوسخ كمان ... كنا مفخدين و ما كنش بيفرق معانا 1000 يموتوا فى عبارة و لا 100 يتحرقوا فى قطر .. دولوقتى الدنيا تتقلب عشان واحد عينه راحت .... كنا بنرشى أجدعها عسكرى ... كنا منعرفش المجلس العسكرى .. دلوقتى إحنا "بنموت"  فى بعض ... كنا عندنا مجلس السرور و مجلس الشريف و مجلس المحلى ... دلوقتى عندنا "قعر مجلس" ... كان فيه "كتائب العادلى" بيرموا علينا قنبلة كل سنة يموت فيها 20 واحد بس  .. دلوقتى كل شهر "الفوتوشوب القاتل" بيموت ال 20 دول غير اللى بيتعوروا غير اللى بيتسحلوا غير اللى بيتعروا غير اللى بيتنقطنوا  من السكاف زى مانا منقوط لدرجة إنى قعدت و كتبت البوست ده... 
إحنا أسفين يا سوزان .. ع أبوكو كلكو
Mohaly
ملاحظة: المقالة دى هدفها السخرية من الوضع الحالى ... فى ستين داهيه يا مبارك

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

791) 7al el Fawazeer?!!!

You have been missed. Sorry for the longest blog break ever, but I was burnt out, and needed to stop writing for a while... I am back to my weekly posts and wondering about the solution for this year tough Fawazeer Ramadan... so would you help me in finding an answer to the following?


1) Why does Mubarak and his sons act as if nothing has happened?
2) Why was "Felool" all over Ramadan Programs?
3) How was Amr Mostafa brought up?
4) Adopting Mostafa's Thoery: What is the hidden message "CotoNil Boxers" ad wants to deliver?
5) What really happened in London?
6) Who did climb the Israli Embassy building?
7) Was there a "Laylat Kadr" this year? Why did the sun shine in all sunrises?!
8) Why did no.2 "Charity" won the Pepsi contest and not "Education"?
9) What has happened in Jeddah Airport & Why?
10) Why did we celebrate Eid in the last day of Ramadan (Zo7al day)?

If you have an answer to any or all of the questions, please post it here in the comments page, and we will win our enlighmnet, as it seems that "El Mowaten X" has been fooled by "El Kebeer Awy" and is retreating to "El Shaware3 el Khalfeya".

On a more serious note; my one and only question to the SCAF: 
"Do you really believe that Egypt is going in the right direction and to the position it deserves?" 
P.S. It is a Yes or No question... not although, but, if, ...etc.


Mohaly


Next Week: The Egyptian Revolution .. 3andena Drama Mesh 2ay Drama..!

Sunday, May 22, 2011

780) Al Masry Al Ghad - Part 1 !!!


Al-Masry Al-Ghad ... January 25th, 2021


- FM Tantawy,88 delegates his powers to his deputy Samy Anan, 73, after going into 3 successive commas in less than a month.
- PM Dr. Essam Sharaf,69, is heading an Egyptian Delegation today to Lebanon in order to "Kiss El Wawa".
- In the 1028th session for the pre-constitutional dialouge, Dr.Yehia El Gamal,91 announces that the attendees have finally agreed that Egypt name should remain the same without change.
- General Shaheen announces that the country is finally ready for parliamentary elections, and it will take 2 years for preparing the committee and 5 years for making it available for Egyptians Abroad (98 Million out of the 100 Million Egyptians are living between Arab world, West Europe, and North America).
- The General Prosecutor urges the medical committee to finalize its report about the medical condition of Ex. Ousted President Mubarak, 93 in order to decide if he can be transferred to a grave in Torrah after he dies.
- Ex.First Lady, 80, is facing charges for getting a commission from tourists coming to take photos with the Ex.President without paying any taxes.
- Dr.Fathy Serour, 90, wins a case against Egyptian People, and is asking for $1 Trillion pound in return for forgiving them.
- Imbaba President, Sheikh Abdel Gabbar Hazem El Wahsh, celebrates burning of the last church in the Repubic of Imbaba, and Saleeb Abdel Massih, President of Coptic Republic of Shubra declares war on Imbaba.
- Omar Alaa Mubarak, 20, announces joining the Muslim Brotherhood, and marrying Fareeda Gamal Mubarak, 12.
- Egypt nominates Dr. Mostafa El Fiki for the Arab League after Dr.Nabil El Arabi's resignation in  December 2020.
- The Central Bank denies that the USD exchange rate will be 20 pounds vs. 1 USD this year and stresses that it wont exceed 19.5 pounds.
- Egyptian President Amr Moussa, 84, declares that he will step down in 2030, and political activist Dr. Mohamed El Baradie is meeting him to reach a compromise to step down in 2027.
- E2telaf Kohol el Thawra announces an Alfeya (1000 people) for celebrating the 10th Anniversary of 25 January Revolution next Friday in Tahrir square.


---> Mohaly found hanging in his office after reading this news.


Khier Allahom Ega3lo Kheir,
Mohaly

Monday, May 9, 2011

778) E3terafat Mohaly 6: Ana Manfa3sh 3arees !!!

Before your mind takes you to any other meaning ... I am fine, and my health is great thank God, we kolo tamam ... ya3ni Strauss El Ganzabeel ;)
I am sorry in advance for being too personal here, but as you know this series of "E3terafat Mohaly" can be nothing but personal.

So What am I talking about here? 
Some of my friends in different situations were discussing that "You can make a good "3arees"! Actually my reply was: I will not be able to fill the vacant position of "3arees" for a woman!! I am not applying and wont be applying for such position even if I proposed to a woman and married her as well. Why? because I dont wanna fill any structured position in life whether professional or personal, but I want to fill a gap, a real need for a life time best friend who happens to be her husband as well.

For a woman who is really looking for "3arees" position, I can be of a great disappointment. How come?
1) If she is looking for positions, titles, or certificates: I may have that now, but I am planning to leave it all and start over from scratch one day as I did before once I feel that I have given all what I have in such position or title.
2) If she is looking for stability: I have been settled in Cairo for years (and sometimes Hurghada), but not planning to stay there on the long term ... I gotta move to the seashore and start my cultural project there.
3) If she is looking for materialistic stuff: Year after year I am planning to have more public work/service which means more percentage of my time will go on volunteer basis (unpaid).
4) If she is looking for connections:  Once I leave my positions, I am sure more than half of the connections will be gone. That is life, and that is people.
5) If she is only physically attracted: I change every couple of years, lose & add weight, lose & add muscles, (I wish can say I can add more height), have or lose hair or goatee...etc. I am a Mutant man !
But if she is looking for me as a person, who I am, my thoughts, ideas, believes, without the titles, possessions, certifications, looking directly at my heart, my CORE, and likes it, then she has guaranteed a consistent life-time friend and partner who can happily hold the title "husband" & hopefully "father" as well.

I am someone who is looking at life from an overall perspective, and knows what I wanna do today and tomorrow. Someone who is straight forward and values freedom more than anything in the world (read my articles). If she likes that, and realizes it as well, then she is welcomed to my world .. she is my long waited for partner.


I am NOT looking for a "bride", I am looking for my best friend for the rest of my life.

Mohaly

P.S. Please save me the famous quote "u will never get married".


الحياة بدون المرأة موحشة ... و بدون الزواج منعشة !!

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Saturday, May 7, 2011

777) Seven Seven Seven !!



I don't know what is about it with me and number 7. I am obsessed with this number and all its repetitions and multiplications. There is something magical and mysterious about 7! I don't need a reason to love number 7, I just do .. love from the first sight.


But when I think about it I find:
- 7 doesn't divide on any number.
- 7 is number of the wonders in the world.
- 7 is the number of heavens, skies & earth layers.
- 7 is the number of days in a week.
- 7 Days of creation.
- 7 Circumambulations "Tawaf" around "Ka3ba".
- 7 Walks in "Safa & Marwa".
- 7 Kings of Rome.
- 7 Liberal Arts.
- 7 Years of Plenty & 7 years of Famine in Pharoh's dream.
- 7 Virtues.
- 7 Deadly Sins.
- 7 "Ayat" in Fatihah.
- A human can be conceived in 7 months.
- 7 Years is the time the personality is built & well established for a human being.
- 7 Rainbow Colors.
&
- 007 is the code number of James Bond.
- 7 is the hot series of BMW.
- 7 Up!
- 7 is the perfect number of wives a man should have (in his dreams).


Did I miss anything?


Mohaly
7:07 on 7 May

Thursday, April 7, 2011

771) Thawra Celebrities: The Unkowns !


25 Jab Revolution has shed light on many semi-known figures who became the starts of every night on TV and Satellite channels..In addition to the booming of some semi-known figures to be everyday celebrities,Jan 25th Revolution had created a tsunami of creative, sarcastic, weird and heroic figures. Out of which are the following:
1. The man standing behind Omar Soliman.
2. Bassem Show.
3. Facebook babe (her fame name, aka Casey Nabil).
4. The guy wearing galabeya in Zamalek match (aka Hozayfa).
5. The young man standing still facing the police water truck.
6. Admin of Khaled Sa3eed group (aka Wael Ghoniem).
7. Tamer from Ghamra.
8. Pizza and Kebab for actress Afaf Sho3eeb nephew & niece.
9. The smiling martyr.
10. The army general saluting the martyrs (aka Mohsen El Fangary).
11. Tahrir Square Lion (aka Magued Boulis).
12. Thawra Juice Show (aka Amr Katamesh).
and many others, it is a non-ending list...
Mohaly

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

752) 2alo Magnoon Eli Bey7lam !!

I was inspired with what is happening and decided to twist Etisalat ramadan campaign lyrics (ma3 el e3tizr le Etisalat) to match the current situation:

قالوا مجنون اللى يفكر إنه ما يحكمش أكتر
طب ليه و إزاى و لمين

قلنا مجنون اللى يخلل
فى الحكم لسنة حداشر من عام  واحد و ثمانين

قالوا عا لجالنا و قال لازم يمشى فى الحال
راح قالك لأ وسط ناس ثايريين

قالوا مجنون اللى يرجع للشعب تانى قيمته
و كل الناس شاهديين

قالوا معقول حد يفكر الناس تلحق بلدها
دول كام شهر اللى فاضليين

قالوا مجنون الى يحلم و يقول بلدنا أجمد
و يقنع ناس متغطيين

قالوا الناس مجانين
و بقينا 8 مليون فى إسبوعييييين 


 إنتصارات ... لسه فيه أكتر

Mohaly

To listen to original song: Click Here



Wednesday, December 22, 2010

738) Shik ... Shak ... Shok !

Once upon a time there was Mr."Shik" who was heading a country for looong years.. one day he decided to run for the zillion's term, so Magles el "Shak" decided to nominate him, only him, and none but him (so help us God). Magles el"Shak" called for elections where people of "Shok" voted for their beloved leader "Shik" to "run" their country till further notice, and since then this country's nick name has become "Shik, Shak, Shok" with national anthem carrying the same name (listen to it here).

Of course the previous paragraph is purely imaginary and "doesn't ever" happen in reality! For example, in 2005 presidential elections, the last thing I could have imagined is to have President Mubarak running for 2011 elections. The question is: should I be prepared to see President Mubarak running for 2017 elections?

Before you say: "no way", note that on the day this picture was taken (in Italy) Muabark said he will be inagurating -along with Berlescony- the Italian Univeristy in Egypt in 2017.


In your dreams Mr.Mubarak ...


Mohaly

Sunday, August 29, 2010

714) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: Home Parking !



There are lots of weird stuff you can  see everyday in the Egyptian streets, but I don't think you can see this picture everyday..


EL Fazoura: 
1) How did this car get there?
2) Is it a new way of parking  (like in 5th element movie)?


Best Regards,
Mohamed

Friday, August 20, 2010

710) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: E.G.Y.P.T !

If EGYPT was an abbreviation, what would have it stood for?

E    for ....
G   for ....
Y   for ....
P   for ....
T   for ....

Mohaly