791) 7al el Fawazeer?!!!

You have been missed. Sorry for the longest blog break ever, but I was burnt out, and needed to stop writing for a while... I am back to my weekly posts and wondering about the solution for this year tough Fawazeer Ramadan... so would you help me in finding an answer to the following?

1) Why does Mubarak and his sons act as if nothing has happened?

2) Why was "Felool" all over Ramadan Programs?

3) How was Amr Mostafa brought up?

4) Adopting Mostafa's Thoery: What is the hidden message "CotoNil Boxers" ad wants to deliver?

5) What really happened in London?

6) Who did climb the Israli Embassy building?

7) Was there a "Laylat Kadr" this year? Why did the sun shine in all sunrises?!

8) Why did no.2 "Charity" won the Pepsi contest and not "Education"?

9) What has happened in Jeddah Airport & Why?

10) Why did we celebrate Eid in the last day of Ramadan (Zo7al day)?

If you have an answer to any or all of the questions, please post it here in the comments page, and we will win our enlighmnet, as it seems that "El Mowaten X" has been fooled by "El Kebeer Awy" and is retreating to "El Shaware3 el Khalfeya".

On a more serious note; my one and only question to the SCAF: 
"Do you really believe that Egypt is going in the right direction and to the position it deserves?" 
P.S. It is a Yes or No question... not although, but, if, ...etc.


Mohaly


Next Week: The Egyptian Revolution .. 3andena Drama Mesh 2ay Drama..!

718) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: Ruling Egypt !

We all know that President Mubarak was ruling Egypt in the turn of the 21st century & the 3rd Millennium.
El Fazoura: can you identify who was ruling Egypt in the turn of the last Century, and last Millennium?

-20th Century (1901)

- Turn of the Millennium (1001) 

Bonus: Who will be ruling in 2101 ;)

Mohaly

717) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: Peace Ya Man !

Ahhhh, 3amaleyet el salam, saba7 el fol !!!

El Fazoura: Can you spot the "differences" and "similarities" in these 2 photos of the peace process direct negotiations (in the 90s and 10s).


P.S> Tab3an one of the similarities doesn't change abadan ;)


Mohaly

716) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: Number C !

El Fazoura: Where does the letter "C" appear in the spelling of the numerical figures (One, Two, Three...etc)?
Mohaly

714) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: Home Parking !

There are lots of weird stuff you can  see everyday in the Egyptian streets, but I don't think you can see this picture everyday..


EL Fazoura: 
1) How did this car get there?
2) Is it a new way of parking  (like in 5th element movie)?


Best Regards,
Mohamed

713) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: Bloggers & Marriage!

I have noticed (after some research) that many of the good bloggers in Egypt are not married, and this has nothing to do with age or gender. Many of them are busy and successful al-hamdullah and even well known (like Marwa Rakha, and Ghada Abdelall) ... What is it with Bloggers and Marriage in Egypt?!


El Fazoura: 
Why are the majority of the good Egyptian bloggers (men and women) not married yet?


Mohaly

712) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: Politics and God !!!

I cant believe that the oldest Governor in Egypt who has been there for 20 years is saying that! Having Electricity and water cut-offs is a good thing because it increases Allah's forgivness in this holy month and it is a direct message to use them wisley!


تكرار انقطاع المياه وأزمات الكهرباء وارتفاع الأسعار، تضاعف من ثواب الصائم، وعفو الله على المواطنين، هكذا وصف المستشار عدلي حسين، محافظ القليوبية، ما يحدث للمواطنين في الفترة الأخيرة، معتبرًا أن أزمات المياه بأنها "إنذار إلهي للمصريين يستوجب ترشيد الاستهلاك في ظل خلافات دول حوض النيل، والتي تسعى للانتقاص من حصة مصر التي تكفي بالكاد".


What happened to our government, earlier this year, president mubarak said that whoever God choses to be his successor, he will be satisfied with that choice, and now a senior Governor says that what is happening with our infrastructure is a warning sign and road for forgiveness from God!!!


El Fazoura: I thought that this government didnt like to mix relegion with politics, and was fighting that everywhere. I am wondering if they are changing their mind, or they are mixing it now in the worst possible way to be a proof that mixing it won't be of a benefit !!!!

711) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: The Stolen Painting?

A Van Gogh painting worth an estimated $55 million was stolen from a Cairo museum on Saturday and after reporting it had been recovered, the state news agency quoted a minister as saying it was still missing.


El Fazoura: Who stole it? & Why did they report finding it if they didn't?
(please don't tell me Karim Abdel Aziz and Maged El Kedwani stole it and it is hidden in Hanan Tork's Red Wedding dress ;)
Mohaly

710) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: E.G.Y.P.T !

If EGYPT was an abbreviation, what would have it stood for?

E    for ....
G   for ....
Y   for ....
P   for ....
T   for ....

Mohaly

709) Fawazeer Ramadan - Kahraba !

Why do we have irregular electricity cut-off in Ramadan? and if it is necessary, why dont they schedule it instead of the daily loss of equipment and data?

Just a small paragraph about the only case when they cut off electricity in UK because the user didn't pay the bill, read and respect...

Cut-Off Process Information

The basic process is that if you don’t pay a bill, the electricity supplier will give you 28 days between sending a bill and sending a notice to disconnect you. They must then wait at least seven days before coming in to perform the cut-off. That basically gives you only five weeks between receiving a bill and being cut off.

In reality these dates are minimum figures and it's very rare that anyone would be cut off in that short a period of time. After all, the energy companies would rather have money coming in from a customer than a cut-off customer who then pays nothing. 


Compare this to what is said here in Egypt for people who fully pay their bills: Click Here


I really wanna know the answer.
 Mohaly

708) Real Fawazeer; Living in Egypt !

Blog reader Reem was asking me about Fawazeer Ramadan that I used to post every year on Moh@lyics.
Actually I wasnt ready to start it yet, but I have read this on one of my very dear friends page, and thought it is a real fazoura in Egypt/

"We live in a Country Where Pizza reaches home faster than an Ambulance. Where U get a Car Loan @ 8% but an Education Loan @ 12%. Where Rice costs 40LE, but Sim cards cost nothing, Footwears that we wear, are sold in AC showrooms but vegetables that we eat are sold on the pavement..Where we make Lemon Juice with artificialflavours and dish washing fluids with pure lemon". Mohamed El Ammawy.

It is a real fazoura!

Mohaly

621) Queries about their "Excellencies"!

Why, and on what basis, are the ministers appointed?
Why, and on what basis, are the ministers impeached?
Why do the ministers resign? (actually the right form is: Does the ministers really resign?)
Who appoints the ministers?
What is the role of the Prime Minister in Egypt?
How are the ministers evaluated in Egypt?

What are the actions taken for or against ministers in Egypt?

What is common between all the previous questions?

Mohaly

606) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: First Post !

This is the last fazoura, and I will make it 2 in 1 (as I do repeat both every year, & coz the 2nd one may not be of interest to many, so there is an option :)

1st Fazoura: What was the first post that attracted you to this blog? & What was the first post to add your comment on?

the answers sometimes surprize me. Some people take sometime (even a year) to start writing their first comment :)

2nd Fazoura: Did you check-out Laylat El Qadr this year, if yes, which night did you feel the most?

Mohaly

I really enjoyed the Fawazeer with you & your comments this year, and will continue next year inShaa Allah law kan fel 3omr ba2ea.

HAPPY EID EL FITR TO ALL MY BLOG READERS :))))

605) Fawazeer Ramadan .... The Losers win!

This is a Taza fazoura, just happened yesterday!

The Government decided to give 1 month bonus for all the public sector INCLUDING-we khali balak awi men including- the LOSING COMPANIES!

El Fazoura: If you are a manager, why do you give your losing employees a bonus? and even if you give them, what is the message you are delivering if you are giving them the same amount as the achievers?!!!

Mohaly

وافق الدكتور محمود محيي الدين وزير الاستثمار علي صرف أجر شهر منحة لجميع العاملين بشركات قطاع الأعمال العام‏,‏ بما فيها الشركات الخاسرة‏,‏ ويبدأ صرف المنحة اعتبارا من اليوم‏,‏ ويستمر حتي منتصف شهر أكتوبر المقبل‏.‏

Ahram 16 Sept 2009

604) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: Three Decades !

Suppose that you became the president of a relatively big but non-developed country for ... let's say 3 decades. El Fazoura: Will the country by the end of this period be better or worse?

Mohaly

P.S. Any resemblance between the fazoura and any actual facts that may go through your mind is a pure coincidence ;)

603) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: Wife's Birthday!

What is the most effective way to remember "your wife's" birthday?

Mohaly

602) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: Felous El 7okoma!

It is always the same case; what the government gives to the people with the right hand, it takes back (sometimes even before it gives it) with the left hand..!

El Fazoura: Why does the government give the money in the first place, why the hassle?!

Mohaly

599) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: SomeOne !

Someone who knows you deep inside, may be closer than your friends, but not a friend. Someone who may be with you in the same room at anytime of the day, but he is not your relative or flat-mate. Someone who may make a difference in your life?!

WHO IS THIS PERSON?

Tip: The idea of this fazoura is based on an inquiry from someone I respect ;)

Mohaly

598) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: Wrong Number!

Why If you dial a wrong number or you pick a random number and dial it, you rarely -or never- get a busy signal and someone always answers?

Mohaly

597) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: Faster Lanes!

Why if we are driving in a slow lane and we change lanes, the one we were in will always move faster than the one we are in now?!

Mohaly