430) We Reg3et Reema ...... !!!

After canceling and returning back the 6th grade, then having the Thanawia Amma on 2 years then now back in 1 year (just decided yesterday), Who will be paying for all the wasted years and feran el tagarob (2asdi talameez el tagarob). Walahi 7aram.

Tab mafeesh mara yerga3o fe kalamhom fe dareeba aw kanon zay mayerga3o fe kararathom!

7aga Teksef!
Mohaly

Walahi ana zehe2t men el estehbal beta3 el hokoma eli lahyana kol yom be7aga, from el 7adari to Bread to Ras El Bar Factory to 6 April Strike to Population to taware2 we Erhab to Thanawia Amma...to Ahmed Ezz we Hezz we Fezz, we .... zzzz!!

7aga Te2ref!
Mohaly

In Today's News :((((
انتحار طالب وطالبة بسبب صعوبة امتحانات الثانوية العامة
شهدت محافظتا الجيزة وبورسعيد حالتي انتحار بسبب صعوبة أسئلة امتحانات الثانوية العامة‏,‏ عندما قام طالب بمنطقة الوراق بشنق نفسه بإيشارب داخل حجرته‏.‏ وفي بورسعيد‏,‏غافلت طالبة أسرتها فجرا وألقت بنفسها من شرفة منزلها بالطابق السادس وسقطت جثة هامدة بعد إصابتها بحالة اكتئاب وتوتر شديدين بسبب الامتحانات‏.‏

7aga Te7azen!
Mohaly

P.S. Take a look at Omar's Exam in Post 428 comments
https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8947467300883337616&postID=4972558467991107580

429) Honna Al Qahira - XVIII !

I really don't know who or what to blame; the students, their parents, the school, or the useless educational system!!

P.S. the wall is 3 meters high!!

Mohaly

428) The Obsolete Certificate!

What the hell is happening in the Thanawia Amma!!
This OBSOLETE certificate doesn't even tolerate more problems like selling the exams ..etc!

The weird thing is that students say that the exams are hard because it requires you to THINK and doesn't come from the stuff they are used to practice on the whole year!!

Sob7an Allah, I teach Strategic Management for post-graduates in AUC, and I get less than 50% of the exam from the parts to be memorized, while more than 50% of the exam depends on thinking and reaction, and that is why people come out of the course THINKING DIFFERENTLY.

We have to change our stupid way of learning and exams as well, and this Thanawia Amma need a whole revamp to make it consistent with Universities and Job Market.

Mel Akher, the problem in Thanawia Amma wont be solved except with a VISION.

Mohaly

427) The Longest Day!

Today is the longest day in the year..and the first day in the summer..
ENJOY the 16 hrs of day light!
Mohaly

426) Simple Questions for Girls & Guys!

1. For Girls: When would you say yes if someone proposed?
2. For Guys: If a girl loves you, should she propose?

Mohaly

425) What is life?!

Sometimes our different answers to the same question can change the whole perspective our lives.

What is your answer if I asked you a very simple question? What is life?

Will it be: It is the span of TIME between the minute you were born till the minute you die.

Or: It is the expectations and hopes your parents had for you even before they get married, passing through all the accomplishments in life that –according to its impact- doesn’t stop with your death.

Mohaly

424) Arba3a Etneen Arba3a!

424, isn't that a tactic of playing soccer where 4 in defense, 2 middle-field and 4 offense/strikers? There is even a movie named arba3a etneen arba3a!

Talking about soccer, did any one see what happened in Malawy... they have beaten us in the last SECOND of the last minute of the game. We were almost that close to be sure to go to the world cup. Now we have to enter our favorite game of Praying instead of Playing!

Mohaly

423) So?

So...
So?
So!

Mohaly

422) Honna Al Qahira XVII !!

Tab Eih?! Ya3nee el ragel labes el korsy badal el khoza (Helmet) wala eih el point belzabt?!

Mohaly

421) What Men Want - Episode 10 - Finale!

After exactly One month of starting this series on May 11th, we finally come to the final episode of What Men Want.

If we were talking in Eps. 9 about Men wanting a female who will get them & take care of their off-spring, then obviously Men want a woman who will commit to them.

Though increasingly this is hard to find, it doesn't take away the wish. Men want to make a home eventually and are looking for a woman who will be a willing sharer in home life. Men want a woman who they can share with and trust and be open with. Commitment is not a one way street and therefore men are struggling to find the levels of commitment they always dream of.

A final word:

As I said in Eps. 1, Men want it all!! Men will do anything for the woman who can fulfil these wants, but usually they can't get it all. However, they can tell when the time has come and when they meet the right person.

Men can be easily kept committed to home if they felt that this is the place they can re-charge, and the source of happiness & love in their life challenge.

Ya banat, I hope that I helped in displaying what men want, but my advice to you is to choose the guy who cherishes the woman, and know that she is a blessing from God. Don't care much about the looks (tall, short, fat, thin...etc) and and the brand of his car and watch. Care about his mind-set, how does he think about the future, a man with a vision, a man you can trust and rely on, a man who can be a role model for your kids, a man who takes you as his partner but know that he is the leader, and with power comes responsibility.

With all the advantages of being single, men don't ever feel complete without a woman no matter how successful they are. 3ala ra2y 2adi el belaj song: "Regala bedon gawaz, shababeek men ghier ezaz!".

Ya3nee men el akher ... Men don't want to be alone.

Mohaly

P.S. a successful yet lonely man!

420) To Email or Not to Email !

I sent an email to Hillary Clinton and got the reply on the same day (tab3an she doesn't do it herself). I will not ask if I sent an email to a minister or a senator here, will I get a reply aslan coz I don't know asasan if there is any email to send to!!!

Mohaly

419) What Men Want - Episode 9 !

Men seek the attributes in women that point to someone who would make a great mother to future offspring. Men are seeking women who are feminine, gentle and kind because deep down the qualities that make a woman a great mother are an attraction in themselves.

Believe it or not men see even small things like the long healthy hair and nails as sign of feminity and ability to carry a baby coz there is a great urge inside everyman that he has a mission of getting his successor.

So men are looking for women who retain their femininity and and are caring and kind to them and their children afterwards.

Mohaly

418) Honna Al Qahira - Part XVI !

WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING!

I am sure if this picture was taken in another country, they would have put the one who took it in jail!!!!

Mohaly

417) Reaction El Shabab fe Modet El Hijab!!

P.S> Click on the picture to see it enlarged.

This is how they see different kinds of Hijabs in Syria. If they came to Egypt, they would have added much more categories of the Hijab (Spanish we Italian we French, we 7ata Borkina Fasso)!

I am wondering if El Hijab ba2a moda! maba2ash 7ad 3aref heya el bent el 2odamo de mo7agaba wala la2 aslan men el eli banat ba2et telbes, we 3agabi!!

Mohaly

416) What Men Want - Episode 8 !

Building on what we said last episode "challenge", men want a woman whom the can "communicate with". Men don't like angry women who shout & Hit. They want a woman who can debate and is able to discuss.Men like smart women but to an extent as they dont like them to outsmart them in some stuff ;))

No matter what the man says about wanting a follower, he at the end needs someone as his personal consultant, and this role is best played when this consultant is his wife (started dreaming, huh!)

Ya3nee I wanna say that Communication is a key word in any successful relationship.

Mohaly

415) I love June!!

I don't know why, but I always loved the month of June!
7ad 3ando explanation why may we love a month without knowing why do we love it, why aslan we should love or hate months?!

Mohaly

414) Yes & No!

In post 398, I asked you to satrt saying no but I didnt mean to say it alone coz No without yes is war as Willian Ury Said.

Yes builds communities....No builds identities

Yes connects ... No protects

Yes for peace ... No for justice

We need the Yes as much as we need the No. It is all about using the right time and place for saying yes or no! So never say yes when you mean no!

Mohaly

413) What Men Want - Episode 7 !

After the battle of the sexes in the last episode, I was thinking of not tackling another debatable issue in men "wants" but when I thought about it I found out the hardest part is over :)

This episode is about "Challenge" and again a nice coincidence to write about while I am now in Alexandria that is known for its challenging women ;)

Men love a challenging woman, someone who keeps them on their toes. This is because men are generally lazy in relationships once they feel they're in secure territory or in other words, has taken the woman for granted. When a man is challenged so he does something about it.

If you want to keep your man interested, keep him challenged but don't push it hard coz it may cause the same negative effect of chasing him all the time and killing his freedom. Don't give him everything at once, gradual and make sure that you are getting something in return (doesn't have to be one-by-one but at least don't just give and give without taking).

So Challenge him but don't ever Neglect him.

Mohaly

(from Alexandria)

P.S. Sorry for the blog male readers for revealing one of our secrets ;)

412) Hear the music before the song is over!

Life is the path, the strategy we are pursing in the way to our goal / destination. Life is not a problem to be solved or a game to be won. We sometimes over think/worry about how far we from the starting point or the future point, and STOP to think what to do. Life isn't about stopping...it is the stream that has to keep flowing till the end BUT with a pace that allows to to enjoy it .... !

I'd like to share this poem - author is not known-, but I got it from a dying little lady (16 years old with cancer), and I felt ashamed of myself beside her wonderful persistence to live every moment to the full!

You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

Do you run through each day
On the fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you get a reply?

When the days are done,
do you lie in your bed,
With the next 100 chores,
Running through your head?

Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?

Ever lost touch,
and let a good friendship die,
Cause you never had time,
To call and say "Hi"?

When you run so fat to get somewhere,
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day
It is like an unopened gift thrown away

Life is not a race.
Do take it slower.
Hear the music.
Before the song is over.

I realized now why do we ask kids what do you wanna be when you grow up, we are just asking them to supply us with ideas to enjoy life coz we have ran out of it!

Mohaly
(back in Cairo)

411) What Men Want - Episode 6 !

P.S. Is it a coincidence that episode sex, ops six, is being written from Sharm ;)

This "want" for sure won't surprize any of you, "Sex".

Men know what they like in bed and tend to stick to it. The adventurous sexual appetite in most men isn't there even if they are convinced it is. Men in reality are quite conservative. Sexually adventurous has nothing to do with having lots of partners and more to do with the things they will try with the same partner.

We have a big contradiction in Egypt regarding women and sex! Men want women to be somehow experienced or know how to please him, and in the same time someone who is a sex naive, and consider this "naive" as a sign of well-mannered female. I really hate men who classify women some for sex and others for marriage!!

I see sex as the ultimate peak of showing love, so sex without love is a short-sighted fun mechanism. Many women in Egypt are raised perceiving sex as a taboo, and afraid of it. It should be treated like food and drink. It is desired and should be wanted but within the limits set by God.

I'd consider sex to a marriage like salary to a job. It is not the only- and may not be the most important- criteria in choosing the job, but you cant accept the job without it!

Mohaly
(eli lesa masek nafso! bas mesh 3aref le7ad emta!)

410) Sharm vs. Hurghada!

I used to go to sharm el shiekh once or twice for fun from mid-90s to 2005 then shifted to hurghada when i started having business there. i have always prefered sharm over hurghada..

I have been in sharm for couple of days in business now, and for the 1st time, i start feeling that i feel more comfortable in hurghada!!

Does this have to do with age, or because i have lots of friends in hurghada, or coz sharm became toooo commercial!!

Mohaly

(from Sharm)

409) What Men Want - Episode 5 !

Men want someone who is supportive. Many women are quick to criticize men in their behavior, career and set about trying to change and mould them (sometimes they do!). This is a crucial mistake.

Men can be manipulated yes, but they see their partnerships as support systems. The best relationships work both ways in terms of support. Where a woman is not able or willing to give that support and is too quick to criticize then she may lose her man or at least will push him to seek support 3and wa7da tanya and then te2ol el regala khayna!

Mohaly

408) Gamal & Mubarak Songs!

Quick Question: Why all the songs for Gamal Abdel El Nasser where singing for "Gamal" while those for "Hosni Mubarak" was singing for "Mubarak" not Hosni?!!

Mohaly

407) Egypt News - Al Ahram E-News 2108!!

I was looking over the internet yesterday and found out an 100 years old article from the Al-Ahram E-news Daily. It tells you something about Egypt at these good old days:

18-5-2108, New Cairo:

Politics
- Mr. Haytham Waleed, Egyptian Vice-President, has paid a visit to the new industrial zone outside the giant city of Hurghada. The new industrial zone is the first completely-pollutant free in the Middle-East and expected to be the leading zone specially after the decision of many multinational factories to move their operations to Egypt instead of Dubai because of the low taxes and great commercial environment.
- Mrs. Christine Ramsis, the Egyptian Prime Minister, has represented Egypt in the 120th international human rights conference. It is well known that Egypt is one of the top human rights countries in the globe, and being represented by the prime minister is a strong proof of it.
- President Mubarak has asked the prime minister to present a plan of introducing the governorates of Heliopolis, Haram, and Imbabam raising the number of Great Cairo Governorates into 13 governorate: Cairo, Giza, Helwan, Shubra, Qalubiya, 6th October, New Cairo, Fustat, Maadi, Nile, and the new Heliopolis, Haram, & Imbaba.

Sports:
- Egypt and Germany in a charity match; World Cup 2106 winner (Germany), and Ex-winner 2102 (Egypt), are playing next week for charity. Money will go for rebuilding and compensation of the affected cities by global warming in north Egypt.
- Egypt is almost finished with all the buildings needed for the 2108 Olympics in Marina City.

Entertainment:
- Egyptian academy awards celebrates its 50th Anniversary and tributes the anniversary to Ahmed Zaky Haitham Ahmed Zaky.
- The 65th home theatre Festival started yesterday in the new Under-Nile Opera House.
- The legendary Sabah will be signing "Dalou3a -2ana" tonight live from the preservation room in Dar El Fouad.
- The Egyptian Actors Syndicate decides to stop 2 of the porno-section stars & members because they are shooting documentary films about the deterioration of the street hookers in Egypt.

Society
- After long waiting, the 1st wedding in Egypt since 2 years was celebrated yesterday. This may be an indication of people turning back into marriage after experiencing different lifestyles!
- Egyptian Ex. First lady Dija Mubarak (125 years), and grandmother of the current President Mohamed Hosni Gamal Mubarak has died yesterday after long and successful life.
- The Ministry of Blogging is throwing a party tomorrow @8pm in the old Heliopolis City. You are all invited!

Have a nice day :)
Mohaly VII
18-5-2208
Siwa Governorate

406) What Men Want - Episode 4!

The 4th "want" is "sense of humor".

There isnt any man who likes or even tolerates "el set el nekadeya". Men want women with a great sense of humor. Women often come across as uptight or too bothered by too many small details.

When you sometimes hear that a girl is 'one of the boys', this means that she is able to fit in with their humor and is sociable and fun to be with. Such women are extremely attractive to many men.

Men want to have a good time and relax when not working and so their ideal partners are women who are able to do the same. Men need some buffer zones between their different roles, and el set eli mestaneya wara el bab wont fit in here!

Mohaly

P.S. fakreen el nokta beta3et bokra el nakad bokra!