704) Smile before you forget it !

I guess we need lots of those in Cairo...I hope it comes naturally, but even if it didn't, we should try to bring a smile on our faces before forgetting how to smile.

Smile... you wash out lots of negative energy, you take Thawab, and you give yourself hope...Wenabi Tabasam :)

Mohaly
(from the plane before closing my mobile)

685) "Miss Egypt" kamam we kaman !

100 posts ago (post 585), I have written about the controversial Miss Egypt. It has been getting hits and comments till today. So I though of following up with a Video of her latest "contributions & competitions". Here you are, belhana wel shefa!



Mohaly
P.S. For those who are experts in such competitions, why is she walking like that?!

675) FUN ::: 3 Soldiers & A Tourist !

Since I won't have access whole of next week, I would leave you with some fun :)

Questions:

1. Why does it need 3 soldiers to take a photo of a tourist (notice 2 of them are looking at the one taking the picture)?

2. What does her pause mean?!

3. What the Hell is he shooting?!!!!

Enjoy your vacations ...

Mohaly

658) FUN ::: 7abbak Bors !

Before we say goodbye to the Valentine's Week, I want to share this with you:

His Banner: Mai, Forgive me please. I sware to God that I love you.

Her Banner: 7abbak Bors !!

Comments please ..

(ya ret law feh explanation kaman in the comments)

Mohaly

638) "Lakad Zaka7t lak tazkaratyn" to Lebanon!

Before watching the video, please note that I do adore Lebanon and Lebanese people. Actually Lebanon is one of my top favourite 10 countries in the world. But What happened in this parliament session can't be missed.

No Comment!

Mohaly

614) FUN ::: 2ew3a Teza3al Meratak !!

Lost his wife, reputation, & money...!

Think again before betraying your wife...!

Mohaly

562) FUN ::: A Tale of Two Girls !!

Last week, Tamer was in Cairo and we had breakfast together in Cilantro. We were sitting close to the restroom. While we were sipping our coffee we found 2 girls (early 20s) going together into the restroom (single restroom)! At this point we weren't paying much attention.

Then they spent more than 20 mins together, and when 2 little girls were bored from waiting, they started knocking on the door, till it was partially opened. The little girls was kind of astonished for 10 seconds, then looked to each other and left quickly!!!! Now, we were really paying attention!

Then when the 2 girls were leaving, another 2 girls were entering and passing by the restroom, and gave the first couple a VERY weird look!! At this point we went nuts wondering what is going on and we missed!!

Tamer and I were really wondering about:

1. Why the hell 2 girls go together to a single bathroom?

2. What did the 2 little girls see and made then run away?

3. Why were the entering 2 girls looking at them this way?

P.S. Please don't tell us it is non of your business coz it is a public place, and it seemed that we were the only people who didn't get what is going on! 

Mohaly

558) The Female Rules When She Rules !!

Although it is fun to read but I stopped at it for a long time, and I told myself that if most of my audience are females, they can help me to know if that is true or not!!

Mohaly

I have got the following on email; FEMALE RULES:

1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. 
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES. 
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES. 
5. The Female is never wrong. 
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong. 
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 
8. The Female can change her mind at any given time. 
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female. 
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. 
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said. 
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks ackbone, and is a wimp. 
16. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm. 
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5

551) FUN ::: The True Friends?! ;)

Would you do the same for your friend? 

Mohaly

533) FUN ::: Lonely Donkey Quiz!

Can anyone explain such scene: A donkey standing in a small boat in the middle of a water surface, ALONE!

Mohaly :)

503) Vacation Ahhhh at last :)

Begad this Eid Vacation comes at the right time, I really need a good vacation after this loooooong year of working and al-hamullah success..

I wish you all a happy and non-stressful vacation, and you can check 451,452,&453 for tips about optimum usage of vacation.

Yalla Let's enjoy it to the max. :))))

Mohaly

480) Ahlan Bel 3eed :)))

Just Wishing You All a Happy Eid :)))

Rabena Ye3adeeh 3ala kheir, we really need a break after all the incidents in Ramadan...

I really miss the old Eid with all the Fun and Satisfaction, we Safaa Aboul Se3oud :)

See you next Sunday after Eid vacation in-shaa-Allah :)

Mohaly

471) Fawazeer Ramadan - The 5 pounds!

Fazoura: What is the difference between the 2 announcements!!

It reminds me of Ahmed Helmy's new Movie: Rakam Khamza bedahakak!!

Mohaly

458) FUN::: El "Marsheedes" Office !

If he is not a Mercedes Car dealer, it will be just ridiculous!

Mohaly

453) Manage Your Vacation - Eps. 3 - How?!

How to enjoy your vacation?

Some of us really know how to get the best of their vacations, while many are not!

To make the best use of your vacation, you should:

1. Know why are you taking it and plan it based on it (see post 451.

2. Know what are the right place to go in the right time and plan based on it (see post 452.

3. Do NOT work during your vacation (a working vacation is a complete schizophrenia)!

4. Plan for the vacation as if it is work, there nothing called I will be happy if I did nothing. This is against human nature.

5. Avoid getting boared, this can be achieved by doing stuff that you are not used to do in your working days; e.g sports, painting, visiting different or new places in your city, knowing new/old people...etc.

6. Avoid the PVS (Post Vacation Syndrome ; bravo ya Shaimaa) by:

a. Preparing the first day after return from work on the last day before you take your vacation. Make sure that you consider your state as well so don't take meetings or set deadlines on that day.

b. returning home at least 1 complete day before you are back to work, and use this day in preparing for work (like 7ogret mo3adelt el daght).

Moh@ly

N.B. For my dear readers, these episodes are parts of my book (the forgotten wealth) so kindly if your want to copy or send them, please refer to me. Thank you.

452) Manage Your Vacation - Eps.2 - When?!

When to take a vacation?

In such hectic world, planning your vacation is not an option anymore. If you don't plan your vacation ahead (I mean long vacation not 1 or 2 days), you will be at risk of not being able to make it.

Remember that most of the people especially in Egypt are not organized, so the more you are, and the more you have planned time, the more they will plan based on what you have already planned.

Another common mistake is that we prefer to take the vacation all at once (1 month for example) and that is totally wrong. Too much of a vacation leads to same effect of no vacation. You should have at least 2 vacations per year ( 3 is the best).

So when you plan a vacation, be smart and plan it so that you insure minimal interruption in order to have the optimum output:

1. It has to be a down timing or a time that there aren't major need for your presence at work so that you will not be interrupted during the vacation.

2. If you are going with family or friends; make sure that the timing you choose is suitable for all.
3. If you are travelling abroad, make sure that that is the best timing in your destination, and give enough time for the VISA, bookings...etc.

4. Last and not least, if you are travelling for example 7 days, you should take a 9 days vacation so that you have 1 day or preparing for and getting into the mode of vacation, and 1 day for preparing and getting into the mode of work in order to avoid the PVS..

What is the PVS? ... In the next and final episode about How to enjoy your vacation..

Mohaly

451) Manage Your Vacation - Eps. 1- Why?!

Why should you have a vacation?

Many of us just take the vacation either for granted or by default, and this is one of the main reasons we do not enjoy it to the full or may be do not enjoy it aslan.

Vacations are like work, they have goals and things to do but different than work in nature and not the importance.

Vacations are taken for 3 main reasons that can contain sub-reasons as well:


1. To have a passive rest of doing nothing and discharge mind and body (i.e. Sleeping, eating, resting; i.e. Antakha)

2. To explore different worlds that the default or the routine you are used to (travelling, doing difference/crazy stuff, i.e Entelak)

3. To get out the energy (playing, gym, sports,...etc).

The problem comes when we take a vacation without knowing which of these reasons is the real reason for the vacation, even if a mix of the reasons. So it ends up doing something different and not feel the needed satisfaction, or even feel worse. E.g.: you travel and have fun while you need to rest, when you are back, you be happy about the fun and change, but will still be tired and want to rest in order to regain the strength needed for work, and vice-versa.

So when do what? that is our next episode in-shaa-Allah...

Mohaly

440) FUN ::: Busy Pee !

Walahi ana nesfsee to comment but maksoof :)

Mohaly

434) FUN ::: Emsek 7aramy!

1. Shoese, ya3nee wala 7arf sa7!

2. El aham: Why would any one call his store El 7aramy, ya3nee is it a new marketing technique to grasp attention, or is it the family name, wala the man is honest and setting our expectations right from the beginning?!!

Mohaly

406) What Men Want - Episode 4!

The 4th "want" is "sense of humor".

There isnt any man who likes or even tolerates "el set el nekadeya". Men want women with a great sense of humor. Women often come across as uptight or too bothered by too many small details.

When you sometimes hear that a girl is 'one of the boys', this means that she is able to fit in with their humor and is sociable and fun to be with. Such women are extremely attractive to many men.

Men want to have a good time and relax when not working and so their ideal partners are women who are able to do the same. Men need some buffer zones between their different roles, and el set eli mestaneya wara el bab wont fit in here!

Mohaly

P.S. fakreen el nokta beta3et bokra el nakad bokra!