-------- "This is the time for action not only words, use your God given gifts to develop this country, dont be afraid to speak up, and feel PROUD THAT U R EGYPTIAN." -------- Mohaly, Feb 2011

Thursday, May 7, 2009

558) The Female Rules When She Rules !!

Although it is fun to read but I stopped at it for a long time, and I told myself that if most of my audience are females, they can help me to know if that is true or not!!
Mohaly

I have got the following on email; FEMALE RULES:

1
. The Female always makes THE RULES. 
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. 
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES. 
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES. 
5. The Female is never wrong. 
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong. 
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 
8. The Female can change her mind at any given time. 
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female. 
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. 
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said. 
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks ackbone, and is a wimp. 
16. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm. 
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5

12 comments:

Workshop said...

بدعم من السفارة الإسبانية في القاهرة وبتنظيم من كلاكيت عربي للخدمات الإعلامية وبالتنسيق مع جمعية النهضة العلمية والثقافية – جزويت القاهرة، يتم عقد ورشة فيديو لمدة خمسة أيام (25 ساعة) تشارك فيها من ترغب من النساء لتصوير وتنفيذ فيديو مدته دقيقة واحدة.

يتم تنظيم الورشة في الفترة من الخميس 21 مايو إلى الإثنين 25 مايو، من الساعة الخامسة إلى الساعة العاشرة يومياً.

تعقد جلسات الورشة في مقر جمعية النهضة العلمية والثقافية (15 شارع المهراني، الفجالة، خلف مدرسة العائلة المقدسة).



التعريف بالمشروع:

إن مشروع فيديو الدقيقة الواحدة هي مبادرة بدأت في عام 1997 في برشلونة من قبل المهرجان العالمي لسينما المرأة – دراك ماجيك. ثم بعد ذلك بدأ التنسيق له من خلال (تراما) وهي الشبكة المنسقة لمهرجانات السينما التي تصنعها نساء في إسبانيا. ومؤخراً بدأ تنفيذه في إطار برنامج "بين سينمائيات" وهو برنامج تبادل سينما المرأة العربية واللاتينية.

يتم سنوياً إختيار أحد الموضوعات التي تدور حولها الأفلام على مستوى كل البلاد، وفي هذه الورشة نبدأ العمل على موضوع جديد وهو "رسائل بين نساء". تعرض الأفلام في مهرجان القاهرة الثاني لأفلام المرأة العربية واللاتينية (8 - 13 يونيو) المزمع عقده في مركز الإبداع (دار الأوبرا المصرية)، ثم تستكمل العروض في بلاد أخرى داخل نطاق برنامج "بين سينمائيات" الذي سيسافر إلى مدن متعددة في الوطن العربي، وفي إسبانيا وأمريكا اللاتينية.

في هذا المشروع تقوم النساء بتصوير وإخراج أفلامهن، ولا توجد أي شروط للإشتراك سوى أن أن تكون المشاركات ممن ليس لديهن خبرة مسبقة في مجال الفيديو وأن تدور الأفلام التي يتم تنفيذها داخل الورشة حول الموضوع المختار وأن تكون مدته دقيقة واحدة بدون مونتاج، أي أن يتم تصويره في لقطة – مشهد.



تستهدف ورشة "رسائل بين نساء":

أولاً: الدفع باتجاه الإبداع السمعى والبصري للنساء.

ثانياً: خلق بنك للمعلومات السمعية والبصرية تجتمع فيه التصورات المتعددة للمرأة عن الجوانب المختلفة للواقع المحيط بها.

ثالثا: خلق صلة بين النساء من بلاد محتلفة بطريقة يستطعن بها التعرف على أفكار بعضهن البعض والتفاعل بينهن عن طريق رسائل الفيديو وعمل أفلام تدور حول نفس الموضوع في كل بلد على حدة.



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Mona said...

I find the rules to be very stereotypical and sexist, promoting adversarial rather than partnership relationships between men and women. I hope that writers of these statements will one day grow up and come to their senses.

jamal said...

the male will never be able to read the mind of the female not even for sometime

D said...

U rather stay unmarried Mohaly

amina said...

D
why are u saying that?

Mohaly said...
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Mohaly said...

ya D: 7aram 3aleek or 3aleeki, i dont wanna stay alone :(

Nerro said...

Well, the mail is obviously meant to be funny/light rather than offensive.

Mohaly said...

yes it is ya nerro, and i didnt write it, it is on mail :)

Mohaly said...

Ladies...Why don't you establish "the Female Party Front" ;)

Reem Zakaria said...

I've got thee perfect reply for that.. " Male Rules " :

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the "rules from the male side". These are all numbered "1" On Purpose.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down, We need it up; you need it down.
Do you hear us complaining about you leaving it down?

1. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to
think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work.

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is why you have girlfriends.

1. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments more than 6 seconds old become null and void.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect us to act like a soap opera guys.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad
or angry we mean one not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying and it is not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answers to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the team formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Basma said...

LOL at reem's comment xD!
"1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments more than 6 seconds old become null and void."
I LIVE IT EVERYDAY !! xD

and the female rulesss ... most of them not true ..but 11-12-13-14 so trueeee ..lol