840) مع البلطجية !!

فى يوم عيد الحب السنة ديه

كنت رايح فرح أعز أصدقاء ليّه

فرحان و بأغنى مع ثومة الأغنية

و الإشارة واقفة و الزحمة لا نهائية

طلعوا عليا فجأة البلطجية

فى عز الزحمة و ناويين أذية

واحد شمالى و عامل نفسه ضحية

و واحد قدامى قافل طريقى بسوء نية

مد إيده مابين الباب و الإزاز

و خطف موبايلى و شد الكوفية

قعد يشتم و يزعق عشان أنزل

و يخطف هو بسلامته العربية

سبحان من ثبتنى فى الليلة ديه

و كأن الكلام ده بيحصل لحد تانى مش ليّه

رجعت لورا .. و بسرعة تانى لقدام

و طوحت اللى قدامى بعصبية

جريت و معرفوش يلحقونى

و رجعت بيتنا أخد نَفَسى شوية

و حلفت إنى مش هأخاف من اللى حصل

و إن الليلة دى لسة مش منتهيه

وقفت الخط و غيرت الباسوردز

و فوّقت نفسى بسرعة  بشوية ميّة

نزلت الفرح و عديت على نفس الشارع

عشان أنسى اللى حصل فيّه

من الأخر خالى باكم و ماتقفوش أبدا

حتى لو دوستم حد بالعربية

دى ناس ضايعة و عن روحها مستغنيه

مايفرقش معاها إنت إبن ناس ..  و لا إبن جنّية

و على فكرة القصة دى حقيقية

فى الخليفة المأمون قُرب الإتحادية

الساعة تمانية و نص و شوية

 فى عيد الحب .. مع البلطجية

M.O.H.@.L.Y

20.02.2013

707) A Day-Use in Moroor !

Yesterday I went to renew my car's lisence. Al Hamduallah, it just took... the whole morning, you can say I had a day-use !

I really dont know why the hell all this info is not saved as data in a pc and connected through network!!

- Why do I have to go to another place and suburb to get/pay my tickets?

- Why do I have to run in the street after someone called Alaa beih to get my plates?

- Why do I have to go to the cashier 3 times, why not pay everything once and for all?

- Why do I have to go to the head officer to fix wrong info after the license is issued? and they have a revision department!!

Anyway it is over, we Kol Sana wenta tayeb ya basha (as everyone used to tell me yesterday)...

Mohaly
P.S. I have to renew the ID next year :((((

458) FUN::: El "Marsheedes" Office !

If he is not a Mercedes Car dealer, it will be just ridiculous!

Mohaly

401) Human Cars!

Sent by Blog Reader: Dina Youssef, Thanks Dina :)

After the dramatic increase in Gasoline prices, this can be a solution; and healthy one indeed (but may create another problem coz people will need more food! we fee azmet 3esh!)

Mohaly

392) Honna Al Qahira - Part XX!

How the hell is this car functioning, and why is it left to "run" in Cairo streets?!!

Mohaly

381) Honna Al Qahira - Part XV - Don't Pee!!

Can any one please explain what is this sign doing on a micro bus?!!! I really tried to see the link between the sign and the bus but couldn't reach a conclusion except that people (mainly men as in the pic) do urinate ON or IN the micro bus, and they are not allowed to do that anymore!

Mohaly

380) Moh@lyics Weekly! Esp. 8

Cairo University: A light at the end of the tunnel. I am really glad that the oldest and biggest university in Cairo in its 100th anniversary is finally extending & expanding by the efforts of the Egyptian people as what happened when it was established. Thanks to Labib El Seba3y in Al Ahram to lead this campaign. This should be the real role of the public owned newspaper, and this should be the role of the society.

Accidents: Khalas mesh momken, accidents everyday, high ways, bridges, streets, everywhere. What happened last week with the AMN MARKAZY car is really sad. These innocent people who died after serving the whole day for malaleem have no one to blame or "compensate them". There must be a new system (not only law) to organize the traffic in Egypt, and Cairo in specific 2abl manmoot kolena.

Hurghada: Akeeeeran I am back in Hurghada after 3 months. Although I am on business but I feel like I am back home. Working between Cairo and Hurghada is my real work-life balance. It is even reflected on the blog where I rarely posted fun stuff in the last 3 months. What I do here in 1 day (business or fun) I do in Cairo in a week. God Bless Red-Sea.

Moh@ly

248) FUN:::Tab Ezzay!!!

Tab Gat Ezzay especially the 1st one!!!!!

Mohaly

237) FUN::: Auto - Seurity System!!

Either he is really stupid, or 2aslo kan beta3 laban, we met3awed 3ala el 3agal!

Mohaly

234) FUN::: Mazda Innovative Parking!

This is how Mazda optimized parking by having a tree for every car!

Mohaly

211) Honna Al Kahira - Part XII

1) Overload!

2) Someone hanging on nothing!

3) Nobody acts!

WHY THE HELL WE DO THAT, & ACCEPT IT!

208) FUN::: I am riding a Mercedes, shayfeen wala la2!!

What does this tell u?
P.S. In English they say Big Car, Small Pe--- !
Mohaly

180) Honna Al Kahira - Part VIII

Actually, I never understood why the Mini and Micro buses find it sooo tempting to stop at the ramp ups and downs of the bridges?!!

P.S. Ya tara el ragel hayseeb el set tetla3 el 2awel?

Mohaly

FUN:::Women Only Ride!!

Actually it would be nice if there is a seat above the driver, you will feel like sliding on air!!
Mohaly