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505) The Good-Bye Shoe!

President George W. Bush ducked a pair of shoes hurled at his head — one shoe after the other — in the middle of a news conference with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki.

Both shoes narrowly missed their target and thumped loudly against the wall behind the leaders.

I have never seen or read about a president who had all of these accidents in his lifetime not only in 8 years. This man was stupid enough to unite the whole world against him. By the end of his term his party lost its presidential candidate, senate, and house, his country and world entered a severe financial and economic crisis, his army is facing trouble everywhere, and he is finally having his farewell kiss by an Iraqi shoe!!

Well done and deserved Mr.W!!

Mohaly

494) The Two-way Mirror: Watch-out !

Some interesting info I thought of sharing with you especially that the majority of blog audience are females.

Mohaly

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR

When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, r actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they cansee you, but you can't see them). There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?

CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:

Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone  seeing you from the other side). So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do. This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the Surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.

464) Fawazeer Ramadan: Talaat - Tamim, Why?!!

Of course the series that everybody is watching in Ramadan is the Hisham Talaat & Suzan Tamim story which is a new season in a long series since 90s including many businessmen!

Tab3an if this incident was in Egypt with an Egyptian singer, the whole thing would have been buried, but you can tell the power of Dubai here that obliged Egypt to sacrifice one of the most prominent business figures here in order not to loose Dubai.

El mohem, the question that really bothers me and I consider it Fazooret Ramadan 2008: Why the hell such successful person would plan to kill a semi-known singer? Whatever she did, why did he want to kill her?!

Mohaly

357) FUN::: It is closed...idiot!!

It is not open, because it closed. And since it is closed, hence it is not open. Because if it was open, it wouldn't have been closed, and the resturant wouldn't have put such sign that is not open!!

Mohaly

354) You are NOT welcomed!

"Bad" Morning Mr. Bush,

I am an Egyptian citizen who loves his country and working hard to try to make a positive difference in his Egyptian society in specific, and Islamic society in general. And you are someone who are persistently mis-using his power to screw up my people, Arabs, and Muslims every where in the world.

As an Egyptian citizen, I consider Egypt my home, and simply ... YOU ARE NOT WELCOMED TODAY IN MY HOME.

I am only representing myself, but I am sure that non of my blog readers, friends, colleagues, family,..etc is welcoming you in Egypt or any Arab Islamic country.

Mohaly

324) Di Wasfa Sahla...Di Wasfa Hayla!!

No comment!

Mohaly

322) Gabbar!!

Begad Gabbar, he left the whole street and decided to park across/over the side walk!! Tab leeeh, 7ad yefahemni?!!

Mohaly

317) Do you Spik Inglish?!

At least they got "We" spelled right!!

Mohaly

275) Fawazeer Ramadan 5 - WCs!

5. Why do we need an official opening for a WC!!! and Can anyone explain the design in the bottom picture?!

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Mohaly

265) September 11th Anniversay - Who Won?!

Today marks 6 years (was a Tuesday as well) since September 11th attacks in 2001. About 3,000 people died in such awful acts, but the question is, FOR WHAT?

Who won, who is the one who benefit most from these terrible attacks?

Definitely not the Arabs...and not Bin Laden....yeb2a fadel meeeen ya 7elween?!!
Tab3an George W Bush, he is the only winner (he wouldnt have been elected for a 2nd term aslan), he used the american people's sorrow and bitterness in launching a war against terrorism that totally failed. It ends up with people hating America after admiring it, Americans having less freedom than before, and people like Bin Laden are still free and doing what they want!!

Mohaly

241) The DSL Manipulation!

I am wondering how does the ministry of information think that we are that stupid to believe that getting back to the age of paying per download will be better for Egypt or even will help them contain the bloggers or terrorists!!

How dare they say that the 256K (vast majority of the market) will be for 45 but for limited access of 2 Giga or hours...that will end up in average of 300 LE!

le7ad 2emta hayestaghfeloona!

Mohaly

211) Honna Al Kahira - Part XII

1) Overload!

2) Someone hanging on nothing!

3) Nobody acts!

WHY THE HELL WE DO THAT, & ACCEPT IT!

207) Do you love yourself?

Should we love ourselves? Why? and To what extent?
Mohaly

164) Honna Al-Kahira - Part VI - Let's Enjoy You!!!

Hmm!! Enjoy me!!

Till when will many of the signs be written in BAD English? and why in English 2aslan in a Arab country 1/2 of its popluation cant even read Arabic!

Mohaly

159) FUN:::Engleezy da ya Morsy!!

Homa bedreso eih belzabt fe el Faclty Poleic Academ?!

We a2slan how can an academy be part of a faculty!!

Mohaly

158) Why?

Why dont we feel the value of people or things until we lose them?

Why dont we tell the ones we love that we love them without fear and much thinking?

Why do we take each other for granted?

Mohaly

FUN::: Smart Idols - Part II

This is from an actual answer sheet!!!
Mohaly

FUN::: Smart Idols - Part I