Saturday, December 26, 2009
640) .. and the Misery goes on!
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
639) Connect the News !
Saturday, December 19, 2009
638) "Lakad Zaka7t lak tazkaratyn" to Lebanon!
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
637) Ana El Baradie ya Hosny !
Saturday, December 12, 2009
636) Knowing What Women Want ... Hmm !
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Sunday, December 6, 2009
634) The Swiss Minaret !
Thursday, December 3, 2009
633) The Sins !
Monday, November 30, 2009
632) Happiness is your Decision !
Friday, November 27, 2009
631) Enjoy the Moment !
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
630) Masr lel Masryeen!
Sunday, November 22, 2009
629) The Cursed Sale !
For Sale .. Highest Bid
..and that is for its endless problems, and failure of service centers to fix it, in addition to the high prices of its spare parts that are useless anyway!
The question is:
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
628) Stop ... Think ... & Act!
I am just wondering how can we keep such spirit of loving the country and unifying under its name & flag that has been there for more than a whole month? I havent heard people whinning about life or Ahly/Zamalek problems or, or, or.. Is it because we found a common enemy to guide all our negative feelings at? or because there is one common goal for the 80 million which something that doesnt happen in real life? or because we are just fed up with everything and decided to celebrate together no matter what?
Monday, November 16, 2009
627) 7aga Te7ayar !
Thursday, November 12, 2009
626) Beyoncé ... Beyoncé !!
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
625) 7adeeth El Saba7 wal Masaa !!!
Saturday, November 7, 2009
624) Ya 3eni 3al Walad ... wel Balad kaman!
وكان مالك مصطفي رئيس نيابة مصر القديمة قد تلقي بلاغا من مدير مدرسة إبتدائية بمنطقة حلوان بمصرع نجله الأكبر(22 سنة) غرقا داخل نهر النيل وكشفت تحقيقات أحمد البتيدي وكيل اول النيابة أن المجني عليه فشل في الحصول علي فرصة عمل بعد تخرجه في كلية التجارة فقرر بيع الشاي و المياه الغازية للمارة المتنزهين علي كوبري الجامعة وفي أثناء عمله ليلا مع اثنين زملائه فوجيء بخمسة طلاب عرب يقدمون عرضا له ولزميليه باعطاء مبلغ100 جنيه مكافأة لمن يلقي نفسه في النيل, فرفض زميلاه بينما وافق هو بسبب حاجته للمال, وعندم طلب منهم المبلغ المالي أكدوا له انهم سيقدمون المبلغ بعد عملية القفز في النيل.
تم استدعاء الطلاب أمام النيابة وقدموا للنيابة كليب يحتوي علي تصوير كامل لعملية القفز.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
623) Being Yourself ::: Epsisode 9 - The Mask!
"When you feel sad, disappointed, appalled, happy, vulnerable, scared, hopeful, mortified, offended, wronged, low, angry, inappropriate, expecting, embarrassed, love, hate, compassion, admiration .. etc. Do you manage to communicate your feelings? (notice that I listed variably to widen the perspective).
In your opinion, how much does failing to express feelings the right way affect our quality of lives as individuals?
And last, how should we learn to express them? and .. what obstacles shall we face?
ibhog,"
Monday, November 2, 2009
622) Men Aglek Ant !
Thursday, October 29, 2009
621) Queries about their "Excellencies"!
Why, and on what basis, are the ministers impeached?
Why do the ministers resign? (actually the right form is: Does the ministers really resign?)
Who appoints the ministers?
What is the role of the Prime Minister in Egypt?
How are the ministers evaluated in Egypt?
What is common between all the previous questions?
Mohaly
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
620) Sexual Frustration in Egypt!
Saturday, October 24, 2009
619) What Women Wear !
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
618) Being Yourself :: Episode 8: Being Clean!
Monday, October 19, 2009
617) Being Yourself :: Episode 7 - Eating !
Saturday, October 17, 2009
616) Being Yourself :: Episode 6 - Being a Woman!
2- لماذا يستعمل البعض كلمات وتعبيرات مبالغ فيها مثل وحشتينييييي مووووت .. يا قمرررر .. يا جميييل .. وكذا مع إنهم مش حاسين بكدا أصلا - بجد كم أمقت التعبيرات السخيفة المبالغ فيها الدارجة التي لا معني لها... وكم أحب التعبيرات الصادقة الصادرة من القلب القادرة علي الوصول كالسهم إلي القلب...!!!
3- لماذا تخجل البنت التي من الله عليها بنعمة تقدير قيمة الوقت أن تغلق سماعة التليفون في وجه صديقتها الثرثارة بدلا من أن تبكي ندما علي ساعة ضاعت من عمرها في النميمة واللغو والكلام الفارغ الذي لا جدوي منه
4- لماذا تحارب بعض النساء من أجل تحقيق مبدأ المساواه بينها وبين الرجل...! لماذا لا تستريح وتريح وترضي بما خلقها الله عليه - طب ما كان ربنا بقي خلقنا كلنا نوع واحد وخلاص.. كلنا رجالة أو كلنا بنات .. أو مثلا كنا بقينا في نهار من غير ليل - أو ليل من غير نهار ...!
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
615) Bright Side - Episode 3 ::: Egypt Car Poolers!
"For those of you who don’t know, www.egyptcarpoolers
Anything to reduce the traffic :)!!
Feel free to sign up and forward to friends. Your support would be greatly appreciated.
Cheers
Hisham"
Thank You Hisham, Hind, and all your team. I am urging fellow Cairians to join or at least promote the idea (You can link this post in facebook or your blogs).
Mohaly
Monday, October 12, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
613) & The Nobel goes to ........ !!
Thursday, October 8, 2009
612) Being Yourself :: Episode 5 - Being Patriotic!
Monday, October 5, 2009
611) Being Yourself :: Episode 4 - Social Obligs!
Thursday, October 1, 2009
610) Being Yourself :: Episode 3 - It's Your Goal !
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
609) Being Yourself ::: Episode 2 - Part 2 !
with unusual conditions i mean mainly 2 areas:
would you go against your society and family and marry a girl who has been raped?
out of love and respect and trust - not out of pitty or a heroic temp feeling?
only at a certain phase you would know this truth about her. would you believe her word, or she has to provide some proof?
would you be able to completely forget this fact and start a normal life with such a girl, keeping in mind that she is human, or unconscios influence of society would interfere here?
do you think she has the right to marry somone of her choice, up to her standards and maybe love- or te7med rabena that she finds soemone to marry aslan?
would you be yourself and prefer that she tells before marriage or keeps it hidden through any channel? correct the "mistake" and just keep her mouth shut?
would you be yourself and really work on making it up to her becuase she is just the same girl you know well enough to ask her to share your life? or would tradition interfere and you prefer to stay away and enough that you would keep her secret?
Sunday, September 27, 2009
608) Being Yourself ::: Episode 2 - Part 1 !
with unusual conditions i mean mainly 2 areas:
1. older than you:
would you accpet it? i am addressing a generation living in 21st century, educated, open minded and already changed many old norms. but this concept is still not accpeted from many and not tolerated from many families.
what is the point?
- its not 7aram (our prophet & Khadija),
- its legal -no law agaisnt it,
- no statistics show that older age of a woman could be one of divorce's reasons.
- no moral objections to the concept.
- no medical objections to the concept. never heard that an older wife could be the reason of an unhealthy child.
why do we still look at it as a strange marriage? why do mothers go agaisnt it and see their sons as "etda7ak 3aleih"?
is it bad? is it wrong?
why do we still look at the girl in such a case as "shatra" because she convinced him of accepting her?
howa is she THAT bad, just because she is older?
would you guys stand for your right of choosing your wife according to your norms and not to your society and family? go agaisnt your mothers and stand to your wife-to-be?
is it hard? unacceptable? bad? wrong?
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
607) The Certainty about Virginity!
1. Either by going through all the steps the last step (you know what I mean).
2. Having an operation.
3. And now the latest Chinese -why am I not surprized- invention below!
So are we fooling ourselves or what?
القاهرة - قالت تقارير صحفية ان الاسوق السورية استقبلت في الايام الاخيرة "أغشية بكارة صناعية" مستوردة من الصين.
واشار تقرير لوكالة انباء دي برس السورية ان غشاء بكارة الصينى يباع في العاصمة السورية دمشق مقابل 15 دولار.
ونقلت الوكالة نص الإعلان الشائع في شوارع المدن الصينية الذي يقول "استعيدي عذريتك في خمس دقائق ، المنتج التكنولوجي الراقي.. سرك المفزع يختفي للأبد ، استعيدي عذريتك بخمسة عشر دولارا ، بلا جراحة، ولا حقن، ولا أدوية ولا آثار جانبية بخمسة عشر دولارا فقط".
Saturday, September 19, 2009
606) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: First Post !
Thursday, September 17, 2009
605) Fawazeer Ramadan .... The Losers win!
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
604) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: Three Decades !
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
602) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: Felous El 7okoma!
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Monday, September 7, 2009
Sunday, September 6, 2009
600) Tribute to Life & Death; Tooti & Didi !
Thursday, September 3, 2009
599) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: SomeOne !
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
598) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: Wrong Number!
Sunday, August 30, 2009
597) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: Faster Lanes!
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
595) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: "Om" El Donya !
Sunday, August 23, 2009
594) Fawazeer Ramadan ::: Say or Not?!
Which is harder:
Or
Not to say something and wish you said it?
Mohaly
Thursday, August 20, 2009
593) Stress, Killing me Softly!
Monday, August 17, 2009
592) Honna Al Kahira - Part XXI - 3al Raseef !
Cairo SideWalk (Pavement) has been registered in Genis Records as the highest in the world!!
I do really get provoked of the continuous increase in the side walk heights (if it exists aslan). I see old people and children struggling to CLIMB it. The door of my car is ruined from the continuous pumping into the side walk. WHat is the point of having the highest side walk in the world?!
Ah another thing, why do they change it almost every year?!
Mohaly
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
591) Being Yourself !
Why are people looking for being like someone else while everyone can be unique in his or her own way based on his or her skills?
Why are we always looking for what others have and think that if we just have had that, we would have been happy and satisfied?
Why don't we make use of all what we have got first, and then start looking at what others have? I think if we did so, we won't have time to look to others aslan.
These thoughts were in my mind, but were personalized infront of me in this beautiful movie "Teer Enta" that I watched over the last weekend. I have chosen some important parts of the lyrics that really describe what I totally believe in, the parts in dark red do really touch a nerve.
Mohaly
ماتحاولش تبقى آي حد تاني
غير نفسك
دور بنفسك جوه نفسك
متكسلش قوم قلب ودور حتلاقي ميزتك
صدقني حتلاقي ميزتك
متحاولش تبقى حد تاني غير نفسك
خليك واثق في نفسك
قوم دور بنفسك جوه نفسك
حتلاقي حاجه. محدش فيها ينافسك
متحاولش تبقى حد تاني غير نفسك
دور بنفسك جوه نفسك
متكسلش قوم قلب دور حتلاقي ميزتك
الإنسان مابترضى حالك ودايما عاجبك حال الغير
مهما يكون حالتك دايما باصص للتغيير
صدقني لو بصيت جواك حتلاقي ياما كتير
قدرات مميزات إن كنت غني أو فقير
متقللش من نفسك ده أنت بنفسك طاقة خير
حتحقق كل إللي فنفسك وإللي يمسك خليه يطير
إرضى يا يابن آدم بإللي إتقسم عليك
ولوإني عارفك مش حترضى غير بتراب في عنيك
ربك ميز كل واحد منا بحاجه
فالناس تفضل لبعض دايما محتاجه
دور وإلقى ميزتك حاول حافظ عليها
طورها إتميز بيها حياتك حتلاقيها
رايقه وماشيه صح طول مأنت راضي بيها
إرضى بحياتك إنت وإقبلها باللي فيها
ده الرضا نعمه كبيره إحمد ربك عليها
وخدها مني كلمه مافي حاجه بتساويها
لومالكش عازه مكنتش إتخلقت
ولاإتحسبت مالناس ولا إترزقت
Sunday, August 9, 2009
590) Khalee El Sela7 Sa7i ;) !!
The problem is that the ad is all about young people, 7aga te2le2 !
Mohaly
P.S. Ana mela7ez en el summer heat me2asar 3alaya shewaya el yomen dol fel posts ;)
Friday, August 7, 2009
589) 123456789 !
I.e. it is a UNIQUE SECOND of all numbers lined up in ascending order :)
This will never happen again till 2109!
12:34:56.7.8.9 :))
Mohaly
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
588) Sawiris & France .. Tom & Jerry !
Monday, August 3, 2009
587) El Escort wal Doctor !!
Omar -tab3an- has forwarded me a website - i wont publish its URL, hehe ;)- that announces sex escorting service, where ya 7elween?in CAIRO! we eih, details el details, nas professional el sara7a, every thing has its own price and most of the girls are from eastern Europe.
Tab3an I won't even discuss the concept and how did it penetrate Egypt! That is an endless story. El mohem, how much ba2a for a day ..... kam, 1000 LE la2 tab3an da yemken el entag el ma7ali, kam, aiwa... 10,400 LE !!!!! (mesh fahem ana eih el 400 LE!)
Tayeb, I am a PhD holder, teaching masters and diploma students in a reputable university, managing consultant and board member in a reputable company, and a reputable trainer in Egypt and arab region.... If I got crazy and asked for this amount in 1 man day of consulting, training, ..etc, It will be akeed the last day in my career... I know that -surprisingly- renting minds is much less profitable (no comparison aslan) than renting bodies, bas mesh keda!
So ya Maha, and all my dear blog readers ... I need your opinion, how should i feel about that?!
Akhokom El Mafrous,
Mohaly
Saturday, August 1, 2009
586) A Citizen's Resignation !
Please accept my resignation from the "egyptian citizen" position, a position - to start with - that has no job description, no KPIs, even no clear requirements ... A position that also doesn't have a clear accountability or even equality between who does something and who does nothing ... Since I was appointed in this position and nobody hears, repects me, or bothers to know if I am on the right track or not. This has lead to accumulated stress and de-motivation that -in turn- lead to my decision to resign.
I wish you better luck with a better citizen who can fit into your "system".
Best Regards,
An Egyptian National
but not a citizen..
Mohaly
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Sunday, July 26, 2009
584) 26th of July !
1. Ta2mim Kanat El Suez.
2. Opening Diwan
3. Maison Thomas
4. AbouEl Sid
5. Sakeyt El Sawy
6. El Me7war
Kol Sana Wentom tayebeen ;)
Mohaly
Saturday, July 25, 2009
583) FUN ::: Tayhees Morakaz - Part II !
shit .. i am turning out to be so romantic lately
i ate a lot today...
i gotta finish packing...
i am sleepy..
i dont wanna go to work tomorrow
my students will think i am crazy after they read this post
i havent written such tahyees since post 202!
why are people becoming so greedy?
..... sex?! hmmmm
why did she gave him my number, he will annoy me!
i need to clean the house before traveling
maha 2arfana men wasakhet el nas,
and merihan shayla ham we7dety!
why the hell are people becoming sooo greedy?!
my mobile bill is 750 LE this month, yallahawl
ramadan after 27 days!!!!
i am thirsty..
i wanna see Teer Enta for ahmed mekky..
why the hell are people becoming so fuck'n greedy?!
eih el habal dah!
hayes hayes... wenta teb2a kewayes :)
Mohaly
a7la 7aga fel 7asheesh da ... en mafeehosh bezr! Ahmed Helmy'06